Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
God I need to hump something, right now.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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