One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Randomize
