im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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