So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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