Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
false alarm, still single
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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