You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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