i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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