I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
my poor anus
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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