If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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