i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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