I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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