I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
