Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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