So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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