didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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