How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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