you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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