her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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