my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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