..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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