Farmville is her only friend.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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