dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you win again, gameday.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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