"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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