Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
