Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
