put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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