I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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