I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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