Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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