VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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