were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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