god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
