its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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