the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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