Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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