I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
So much Jack, so little girl.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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