It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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