well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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