even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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