So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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