from now on my penis is your penis
i think i have herpe
just one?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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