She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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