can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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