Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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