at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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