had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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