you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
