Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
That accounts for only three of the penises
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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