i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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