I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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