okay pat passed out under dana's car
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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