i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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