She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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